was fired up this week and a black hole did not consume all of
humanity. We're extremely relieved and can sleep snug in our beds
while visions of Higgs-Bosons dance in our heads. When time travel
happens, we're totally going to the future to see whether our world
domination plans came to fruition.
In the meantime, we got you a present! It's even black to represent
the black hole that didn't eat us.
