It's the Christmas season. That means that Santa Claus is coming. Coming to EAT CITYRAT.
You are saying "ho ho CityRat of course he's not, Santa Claus is fat and jolly!" Well ho ho ho YOU'RE STUPID YOU HORRIBLE STUPID PERSON! Santa Claus is evil and nasty and evil and bad! Sure he's fat - fat from eating CityRat! -like things! Sure he's jolly - with Evil!
Every year I have to spend Christmas Eve sittin in front of the fireplace with a pitchfork and a Santa Shield to protect me in case he shows up. Savannah thinks I'm overreacting but let's see how much you overreact Savannah when Santa comes on Christmas to eat your squishy guts!
Stupid evil Santa! Why won't he go away and leave me alone!
Tuesday, December 02, 2008
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3 comments:
well aren't you just full of holiday cheer.
ahh glad to see you're as festive as ever ;P
Well, you sound just a tad bitter about Christmas. The newborn induced lack of sleep must be getting to you.
Don't worry about Santa getting you. You're safe, he doesn't like bitter. He prefers cookies and milk.
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